Humping Moose Ale has all the best characteristics of Barry White: Dark appearance and lightly carbonated. Best served at lucky 13 degrees Celsius.
European Lager by JeffBrew
The four horsemen of the apocalypse are as tough as shit itself; General consensus among bishops & womens soccer teams is that they sport hair as red as Jillard. The end of the world will be fuelled by Ale: Jeffbrew Tuff Ranga Ginger Ale.
Kegged, for mass consumption at the office.